Getting Tampons for Loni

Loni's not feeling well so she sent me to get her tampons...Here's how the conversation went:
Clerk (man): Is that all for you…? (looking at the tampons)
Me: Don't judge me.... The wife's not feeling good...so naturally I am here.
Clerk: Don't lie to me, I know you use them for your nose bleeds.
Me: Oh that's a good one, i will just say that next time. Yeah I have to make sure I get the super absorbent ones or blood gets everywhere!
Clerk: (chucking) Don't worry man, I think of them as a badge of honor, guys who buy them have a girlfriend or a wife.
Me: HAHA Thanks! *chucking as I walk off*

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